Wha' Happened: Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
An entire day for the celebration of alien abductions? I mean, I guess so. I kind of wonder how people celebrate this holiday. Do they go out and stand in a field hoping to be taken up to the stars? Does the family gather around a giant mashed potato sculpture? Do you grab the kids and stand under bright spotlights and pretend you're being lifted into the air? Do people probe themselves? That got weird. Well, while you're outside trying to get abducted here's some stuff to read. Flixist Michael Bay tells everyone to stop whining about TMNT. Destructoid Reviews: Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Sine Mora, Ninja Gaiden 3 Japanator Japanator Saimoe 2012: Spring Nominations. It begins! Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
11:00 PM on 03.26.2012 Wha' Happened: Spinach Festival DayI have to admit I am not a big fan of spinach. Despite the repeated attempted brainwashings by the nefarious sailor Popeye and his animated antics I never came over to the cult of Spinach. It's just so mushy and gross w...
11:30 PM on 03.22.2012 Wha' Happened: National Goof-off DaySometimes I'm upset that I do these posts at night because I don't realize that the day is some holiday and thus I don't celebrate it. Today I totally missed my chance to goof-off at work all day without getting in trouble...
11:30 PM on 03.21.2012 Wha' Happened: National French Bread DayFrench bread is by far the best kind of bread. Slather some butter on that baby and you've got a simple tasty snack that's as long as a yard stick. Sure, there's garlic bread and banana nut bed, but those don't stand on...
11:30 PM on 03.19.2012 Wha' Happened: National Poultry DayHurray for chickens! Aren't they just delicious and everything tastes like them. Fried, grilled or diced up and compressed into a nugget form they just keep on giving. But let's not forget that there is so much more to...
11:30 PM on 03.16.2012 Wha' Happened: Niero's BirthdayWhat? The birthday of this entire wonderful network's founder is totally a holiday. You wait and see. 100 years from now we'll all be getting this day off in celebration. Also, we will be living a lot longer so that we can...
11:30 PM on 03.15.2012 Wha' Happened: National Everything You Know Is Wrong DayI'm not making these holidays up. According to Hallmark, the people who make holidays up professionally, every holiday I put here is totally real. Of course since today is National Everything You Know is Wrong Day and y...
11:00 PM on 03.14.2012 Wha' Happened: National Pi DayYou know it's mighty disrespectful to the flaky crust and fruity filling of pies everywhere that everyone seems to be spelling the name of the holiday that recognizes them wrong. Nah, I'm just kidding. I know all about Pi a...
11:33 PM on 03.13.2012 Wha' Happened: Earmuff DayYea, you heard right. It's Earmuff Day... or it was. I'm a bit late today so the holiday is technically over in some places, but that shouldn't keep everyone from wearing some earmuffs despite the unseasonably warm weat...
11:00 PM on 03.12.2012 Wha' Happened: National Alfred Hitchcock DayDid you know today was National Alfred Hitchcock Day? I had no clue, but it's inspired me to rename this feature so that each day we learn of an awesome new holiday such as this. I mean without this day would have stopp...
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