Unholy beauty: Final Fantasy XIII Shiva Bike open for preorder

6:00 PM on 12.04.2009   |   Colette Bennett

When I made the "I want to have sex with that" tag (as used on this post), I obviously had had that reaction to a toy recently and decided the tag needed to me made. To be truthful with you though, I really haven't felt that way about a toy for quite a while. Something that just screamed, Yes, take me now, throw me on the ground and have your way with me. Until I saw the Shiva bike fully transformed, ladies and gentlemen. And my lust is now fully in bloom again.

Now open for preorder through Hobby Search, the transformable figure is due out in late March (around the US release of the game) and retails for a hefty 18,810 yen (about $217). One look at the gallery and it's pretty easy to see why, though. Shiva in her summon form is like the epitome of everything I find powerful and attractive in superhuman beings. I need to own that for sure. What do you think: hot or scary?