Tomopop Secret Santa: A Gift for Jason Millward

6:00 PM on 12.25.2009   |   Eva Duenas

There are many who love Christmas because it is a time for them to get a crap load of toys. For me, on the other hand, I enjoy the festivities and the decorations. I'm not one to care to receive gifts but I do love to be a giver. There are all a sorts of gifts that can be given, even though people like to give casual or serious gifts on Christmas. For me, for this specific person, I'm going to turn the tables.

I may have been idle on here or a forgotten face so I may have fallen behind in getting to know any of the new people. It's sad to say I don't really know Jason all that well and the most I know of him are through the posts he posts here on Tomopop. The most memorable post that I can't forget was the photoshoot he did with the figures from “Where the Wild Things Are.” But there's another post that really got my attention because I found it hilarious. Jason, I know you have this strong hate for this thing, but I feel you could really entertain yourself with it.

I chose to get you the Batman modern utility belt you love ever so much. You are probably thinking, “Why must you get me something I hate?!” but then I thought, “You know, every once in a while, everyone wants to destroy things they don't love.” It isn't like you can wear it or anything because it isn't wearable; but I feel that not only will I get you this belt you loathe so much, but I will also get you the Riddler's costume, as well as some robots to attach the belts to. Hell, I'll spend a fortune if you recorded this event taking place but you have to wear the costume. I insist. I've already worked on your movie poster!

I'm sorry if you hate me for choosing this gift for you but I feel that you would have a lot more fun trying to cause some destruction compared to having something just sit on your desk. I mean, you can get something like that any time. When I read your post about the belt, as well as your ranting on the “Do Want” post, I couldn't help but laugh. Being a huge fan of Batman, I can also agree that this belt needs to destroyed. If it makes you feel any better, I can dress up like Catwoman and be your kitty for your Riddler~ meow. Don't ask me to lick you clean, though.

Merry Christmas!