The Sqweel does something or other to your somewhere or someplace

10:00 PM on 04.01.2011   |   Chris Pranger

So while I'm dealing with the site changing over to a format that isn't entirely different from our usual (let's be honest now), I decided to ease myself into the transition with something still in the vein of the old site. The Sqweel is made by a good old fashioned group of down-to-earth family-oriented people named Lovehoney. I'm just so happy to see that in a day filled with smut and more smut, I'm able to review a goofy little add-on for custom toy boat hobbyists.

To me, adding a Sqweel to the back of your toy ship can only add that special sort of nautical nonsense that I hear so much about from Nickelodeon. Coming in at US$60, the specs say that it has 10 tongues total (that's $6 a tongue, what a deal!), has three speeds, and is easy to clean, a feature many motorized boat aficionados will tell you is incredibly sought-after considering how hard it can be to scrub algae off a toy ship's hull.

With that in mind, do we have any toy boat lovers out there looking into the Sqweel? It definitely adds character to any custom job and- hold on a second, my wife wants to tell me something. ... Uh-huh. ... Yeah. ... Wait, you put that on your what? ... Until you what? How does that relate to remote controlled boats at all? OH. Ohhhh...

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