That's it, I'm quitting Tomopop and going to work at Native

1:00 AM on 02.10.2010   |   DickMcVengeance

Really, no job can be as awesome as working at Native. Not only do they make some of the most unique and memorable figures of the erotic varieties, but they go ahead and give out one of the most awesome flyers at this year's WonFes. Attached to each flyer was a little package that said "For adults only." Inside?

Why, nothing other than a little toy dildo, to go as an accessory for any of your figures.

A.

Toy.

Dildo.

Native, I'm truly in awe. So here's my application: I'll do any sort of bitchwork that you need done around the office. I can come up with ideas for figures. I can pass out flyers at booths. I'll do deliveries. Just let me be a part of your team and have the most perverted job in the world. Please.

[Hat tip to Part Time Otaku]

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DamonDaSaru

this post + those tags = so wrong.

syncopatedID

The tags are apt yet are not.

Why do I feel the need to ask how big/small exactly is this toy... and does it actually work like the big toys. I swear this is purely research.

Hitogoroshi

Thank goodness I am working from home today. I probably would have gotten some looks for this one.

NortonAntivirus

I agree with syncopatedID. We need to know if it really works. Again only research. I don't think it gets any weirder than that. I mean, what is Japan going to do to top this?

Neonie

toy dildo is pretty win

Ben Moy

just tell the kids it's a light saber cactus. Reminds me of Death to Smoochy and the "rocket ship" cookies.

Genius

Native and Vispo are my favorite figure companies period. After I saw what they brought to the WF this year I know for sure Ill be buying everything they make. Sure, what they make may be over the top and perverse, but whatever, so am I.

Colette Bennett

Native just went from being in my top ten to being in my top 5. I want to meet these people.

DamonDaSaru

the thing at work.

Doriinatrix

I support you in your new endeavor whole-heartedly

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