When it comes to animals that kick ass you don't get much better than Krypto. How do you beat a hyper-intelligent dog with all the power of superman in a cuddly little dog body? I don't know if you can, even if you introduce an evil galactic blood spewing space kitten powered by nothing but pure rage. According to current lantern scribe Geoff Johns  the 2 are destined to meet in battle as part of the Brightest Day storyline.

But who will win this fight? Who can decide? Hit the jump to find out as we compare the best traits of the 2 furry combatants and speculate just who will come out on top.

Let's start with the important one, Krypto.

 

1. Krypto is a dog

Seriously, he's a dog. That automatically puts him in the lead. Like any dog if you mess with him, he will flat out eat your face. EAT YOUR FACE!

Wait, no he won't, he'll just grab you by the collar and drag you to superman or just bend some giant piece of steel trapping you somewhere. He's a smart dog.

 

 

2. He has a cartoon

Does evil Rage kitten have a cartoon? Hell no. Not only does Krypto have a cartoon, it was a relatively fun kids cartoon which makes him awesome. Kids love Krypto and when kids love something comic book related that makes it about a billion times more awesome than it would have been.

 

 

3. He has a toy

Even though we've changed formats I still can't forget the fact that I started with a toy blog and I will never stop loving toys and comics. The fact that he has a toy makes Krypto awesome. Does Dex-Starr have a toy? Not yet.

 

 

4. He hangs out with Superboy

Superboy is awesome, thus, by hanging out with Superboy, Krypto is made more awesome by being there. I mean really. Superboy is so cool his costume is a just a tee shirt and jeans. That's both bad ass and hip. Krypto is just as basic, he doesn't even wear clothes, just a cape. That is just awesome.

 

 

5. He may be smart but he'll always be a dog

Can Dex-Starr sniff his own butt? Probably, but when he does it is it this adorable? If I could sniff my butt while hanging out with the super-family I probably would as well. He's a fighter, a friend, a toy, absolutely adorable, but first and foremost, he's a dog! 

I don't know how some stupid cat thinks it can win but let's take a look just in case. I'd like you all to meet the Red Lantern of Earth and raging pussy extraordinaire, Dex-Starr.

 

 

1. He's Adorable

Seriously, how could you turn down that face, I just want to snuggle up and cuddle with the adorable little thing. He looks so nice and cuddly, i wonder what would happen if... OH SHIT!

 

 

2. He catches you by surprise

Holy crap, He just melted that dudes face off with his raging blood energy! What the hell that was awesome! Ok, this just became a fight, this cat has the power of a lantern in his blood, and it's literally his blood!How do you stand up to something that will kill you with blood vomit?

 

 

3. He will literally eat your face

This little bastard is rage and murder personified and he will kill you.  Krypto? He'll drag you to the police. Dex-Starr though? He'll just cough up a blast of rage blood and melt off your face. It's both adorable and messed up.

 

 

4. He hangs out with these guys

He will murder you, but his friends? His friends will then come and murder you again with their murdery death blood of violent rage. Krypto has a few superpeople while Dex, he's got an army. An army of people who have nothing in their hearts but pure unadulterated rage.

 

 

5. Seriously, he hangs out with these guys

Space aliens whose blood has literally been replaced with RAGE! RAGE BLOOD!  Their blood is literally anger! Listen to how they charge their power.

"With blood and rage of crimson red, ripped from a corpse so freshly dead, together with our hellish hate, we'll burn you all, THAT IS YOUR FATE!"

That is both angry and amazing, and a tiny cat is part of it! A TINY LITTLE RAGE KITTEN! 

I personally don't know who will win this fight, but my opinion is not important, what is important is who YOU think will win this battle. Now that you know the combatants, who do you think should win this fight and why?