Show and Tell: Nendoroid Mari-tan Drill

6:00 PM on 02.12.2010   |   Andres Cerrato

[Editor's Note: This review is based on Hobby Japan's Mari-tan Drill, a guide to learning English via gratuitous use of profanity. It is best to not view this Show and Tell if at a location that does not suit such language.]

This past Christmas, I received my first and only Nendoroid, Mari-tan. The title character comes from Hobby Japan's comic and English language learning guide,  with most of the dialogue being lifted from Full Metal Jacket. In that spirit, I've decided to embody that personality into this week's show and tell.

Hit the jump for your introduction to boot camp! 

"I am your drill instructor, Sergeant Mari-tan! Stand up and in line, you maggots! It's time for you to wise up and grow a pair! You will obey my orders as if they were the will of God! I swear, this is the last time I am putting up with all of your shit. You are nothing but a cockstain on the bottom of my boots."

"You see this broom here?! This is for you! Start cleaning!"

"What's that? You say you're tired? Tough shit! I want this mess to be cleaned up or you'll be dropped into the ocean tied to an anchor!"

"What do you not understand about bootcamp, dickweed?! Drop your cock, pick up your pants and get off the computer and get to work! This is your ticket to another month in the tank!"

"You're from Texas you say? Only two things come from Texas: steers and queers. You don't have any horns so you must be a...oh nevermind."

"You know what? I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

"But you. I don't like you. This here is for you."

[Best of Pixel Mari-tan Drill - In no way safe for work or Arkansas]