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Saber finds herself all tied up while at the beach

1:00 AM on 10.15.2009 // DickMcVengeance

Saber, what's wrong? Are you OK? It looks like someone's tied you up here on the beach!

Look, don't struggle so much. It just makes it harder to try and get whatever has your hands bound up. Look, you struggling is only going to make that poor excuse of a bathing suit come off even quicker. I mean, there aren't even any strings on the damned thing. What were you thinking?

You know what? Fine. I'm just going to leave you here. Anyways, how the hell did you get that underwear pressed so tightly against your naughty area? Trying to prevent something from coming out? Well, I'll let you think about your selfish behavior while you just lay there, helpless.

Now, dear onlooker, if you'd like to take this helpless Saber home with you, she can be yours for the low low price of 20,000 yen! I've got a few things to take care of, but she'll be ready for you at Treasure Festa if you went on Monday. Otherwise, check with your local stores for the unpainted yet assembled version of her.

I'm sure you can find a better use for her 1/4 size helpless body than I could.

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