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Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photoSometimes you see something so hilarious that you literally bend over with laughter. That was pretty much my reaction to the titles of these hentai DVDs at one of the booths in the Dealer's Room. "Invasion of the Boobie Snatchers"? "Dr. Shameless?" I want there to be crazy figures from all of these, because that would make life infinitely more awesome and hilarious. Seriously, I was tempted to buy one just for the lolz. If the grab bags were a little cheaper, I would have bought one just to crack up about the titles. So what are your favorite goofy hentai titles, Tomopeeps? And if you could make your own with the most insane name ever, what would you call it?
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo
Otakon 2010: (NSFW) Ridiculous hentai photo


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$40 grab bags? XD The $120 value is dubious, considering it's probably mostly bootlegs anyway.

Let's see.... Absurd names... Well, we have:
~Last Train to Gropesville
~Living Sex Toy Delivery (if you think the title's absurd, the premise involves a guy nearly murdered for his sperm which is somehow used to keep a girl eternally young)
~Sexual Fantasy Kingdom

Of course, the worst I've watched was probably Nightshift Nurses which so heavily recycles some sex scenes that in some instances only the background changes.

But in terms of names, there's still TONS of opportunities for bad titles such as:
~I Grope the Living (zombie groper outbreak)
~It Came From Behind Me
~Fuckzilla vs Cockra
~Escape from Count Fuckenstein's Castle
~Sex Bike: The Bike that Fucks People
~I Eat Out the Living (the obvious sequel to I Grope the Living)

And if it seems I ripped half of those from bad horror movies, it's simply because horror has more or less set precedents for terrible naming conventions >_> .
I really blame the companies like Kitty and Milky for the way they import the movies from Japan. Its like they are sitting there thinking "Whelp, this is a hentai, lets slap a dirty name on it and give it a raunchy cover just because its hentai."

I guess it doesn't matter to most since they just buy it for quick wanking.
Sextra Credit! and Like Mother, Like Daughter are classic titles.

I do blame Millky for shitty titles. I blame Japan more for shitty Hentai anime. Last good one I watched was Hatsu Inu, but even that one could hardly hold a stick to the H manga version.
Cantaloupe Collector is one of my favorite titles. Just because it's so bizarre and non-sexy.
I'd make one called Attack of the Killer Penises.
Edward Penishands was here. This is small-time.
these titles are hilariously awful
Oh, man, I love "The Hills Have Size".... I mean........... uhhhhhhhh...........................
Fate/Stay Night = F***/Sex Night

Hayate The Combat Butler= Hayaku The Combat F***er.

Street Fighter = Hmm..I have no idea.
they are only photos right not much use to get them
[quote]Fate/Stay Night = F***/Sex Night

Hayate The Combat Butler= Hayaku The Combat F***er.

Street Fighter = Hmm..I have no idea.[/quote]

But... Fate/Stay Night is already an eroge! I know the anime doesn't have that content, but... yeah.

Also, Street F***er.
I would never spend $40 for a random grab bag of Hentai titles unless I was immediately heading to a Boring Convention and wanted to say, "Oh, you think that's boring, well take a look at this!"
[quote]Fate/Stay Night = F***/Sex Night

Hayate The Combat Butler= Hayaku The Combat F***er.

Street Fighter = Hmm..I have no idea.


But... Fate/Stay Night is already an eroge! I know the anime doesn't have that content, but... yeah.

Also, Street F***er.[/quote]
Hehe yeah, but the title could be much improved. XD
Yeah, thats all a little silly. I'd buy one though. I have an unquenchable thirst for grab bags of any sort.
My wife and I found one called TItty Titty Bang Bang. That kept us laughing for while.


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