NSFW: Take a plunge into the deep end with Bad Dragon's Tentacle

11:00 AM on 04.01.2011   |   Call Niero

Tentacles emerging from the deep, slithering everywhere, dripping goo... yeah, you know you want one. Don't lie. Sadly, dismembered tentacles are not readily available for purchase. Well... they are, they're just, you know, actually dismembered. From octopuses and such. Not very sexy, what with the fishy smell.

Well never fear, Tomopeeps, because Bad Dragon has all your consentacle fantasies covered with their oh-so-sleek and sexy Tentacle toy. Made of smooth, delicious silicone, these bad boys come in a variety of sizes, colors and firmness for all your hole-filling needs!  They're going to cost you upwards of US$60 (and that's just for a small in a plain color!), but can you really put a price on suction-cup pleasure? Yeah, I thought not! You can get one in Emerald Green and nickname it Cthulhu (disclaimer: Cthulhu Tentacle may lead to insanity). Or get creative and use them in photoshoots! The possibilities are truly endless.

[Order at Bad Dragon]