NSFW: Let this Octopus take a dip into you under the sea

7:00 PM on 04.01.2011   |   Kristina Pino

Don't worry, the tentacles are pretty small, so you're not getting into crazy territory, here. Just taking a little jog on the wild side, without saying you're having tentacle sex.

I wasn't really kidding about the "under the sea" part, though. You'll want to put it somewhere you can't see that scary face that's printed on the octopus. At least, I know I'd want to put it away somewhere. You can get your almost-tentacle sex over at the Passion Shop for US$14 if you're so intrigued.