Michael Jackson's marketability gets used to the max in these new keychains and more

12:00 PM on 10.27.2009   |   Rio McCarthy

I knew it was only a matter of time before my beloved icon got sucked up by companies out to use his marketability, and with the help of the company, Dive, that time is here. I will say that I absolutely adore the keychains they're releasing, and already have them on pre-order, but the rest of the stuff... not so much.

Check out the gallery for images of the rest of the merchandise which includes, but is not limited to: Bad and Thriller microfiber towels, eye masks, an air freshener, a clear file set and packing tape. I mean, I'm one of the most obsessive Michael Jackson fans I know and I can't even think of a use for majority of this stuff, not to mention that there's already official eye masks and items of the sort.

The cute keychain set has four different keychains in it, and are made of rubber. If any of these items happen to tickle your fancy then you can get them pre-ordered at Big Bad Toy Store. What about you guys? Any fellow MJ fans out there who can think of a use for this stuff other than wrapping my entire room in shipping tape?