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Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way


12:00 PM on 08.17.2011
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo


Those of you who for some reason didn't come into adulthood as a result of Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Jessica Rabbit, you probably won't understand the least bit of why I'm so very pleased as punch today. Okay, maybe you will seeing as how Sideshow Collectibles' Jessica Rabbit Premium Format Figure shows off her defining features so well. And by that I mean tig ol' bitties!

Usually, I get downright outraged and a bit uncomfortable when I see statues of popular characters all sexed up with lovely lady lumps hanging out all over the place (usually around the chest since it'd look weird elsewhere). Jessica Rabbit gets a pass since, well, this is exactly how the movie portrayed her. I'm particularly in awe of what appears to be a real-fabric dress, a feature that just makes the whole statue pop. Crap, and you know the first thing anyone who buys this will do is see if the fabric dress can come off, even via force. I promise you desperate and like-minded nerds! There will be no nerps underneath! You will just ruin the statue! Restrain yourselves and just watch the original uncut VHS instead!

Well, stop playing patty-cake with yourself long enough to listen to some of the erection-fading details, such as pricing. Mrs. Rabbit doesn't come cheap. The price for both the standard version and the Sideshow Exclusive version (which includes an extremely racy fine art print, even considering the character), is US$324.99. But hey, a classy dame like this deserves your money, right? If you want to pre-order this immediately, make sure you're signed up for Sideshow's Newsletter since Jessica Rabbit goes live for pre-order on Thursday, August 18th between 2 and 3 pm Pacific Time. That's tomorrow, in case you were a bit distracted to do math. Speaking of math, anyone else have the sudden need for a binder?

Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo
Jessica Rabbit isn't really bad, she's just sculpted that way photo





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Seeing her again after all these years, I never really noticed how...impossible she is. I mean the waist, the hips the bust, the shoulders, the ankles the wrists, EVERYTHING. She's so disproportionate and comically out of whack, it's a true testament to how well the character was handled that anyone can look at her not be weirded out by the blobby , vaguely woman shaped thing. ^__^
"You will just ruin the statue! Restrain yourselves and just watch the original uncut VHS instead!"

I agree Chris, sound advice to be sure. However, I will remind those of us who may still feel the need to violate the statue to be mindful of booby traps. You have been warned.
==="Those of you who for some reason didn't come into adulthood as a result of Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Jessica Rabbit,"

Cheetara got me interested in animated women first =p

And as far as animated sex-pots go, Holli Would is still my girl.
This article is really gross. I mean REALLY.
[quote]==="Those of you who for some reason didn't come into adulthood as a result of Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Jessica Rabbit,"

Cheetara got me interested in animated women first =p

And as far as animated sex-pots go, Holli Would is still my girl.[/quote]
Ha, you WOULD bring up Cool World. :)
Jessica was so sexy ugh, I'd drool all over this figure. Where are her damn rabbit ears though, or is her surname just due to he marriage? lol.
From this angle, her waist is freaking me out a bit. I know that's how she looks in the film, but letting it sink in...it's, yeah, where does that woman keep her organs?
Ah yes, Cool World, that was like the end of the robust types of female cartoon characters I believe (I did enjoy cool world best since the main antagonist “Holli Would” was a great figure indeed) that was done on screen.
Betty Boop, the 1st one that I can remember (ok, I’m showing my age a bit here) as a robust cartoon character. Then came Jessica Rabbit (A cartoon that reminds me of Mae West) and then Holli Would of Cool World....but the 1st one mentioned never acted with humans or did she??LOL...

HA, but I stilled ordered Jessica Rabbit along with Vampirella.
Yes it would be great if they made Holli Would into cold cast or a figure of good quality, or have they done that already?

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