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Contest Reminder: Pitch a board game as a film, win a $50 credit at Big Bad Toy Store photo

 There are less than 2 days left to enter our Board Game Movie Pitch Contest. To enter, you'll need to chose a board game and create a short pitch of how it might work as a film. Enter that into the comments of the contest page, and you're in. The funniest, wittiest, or overall most entertaining entry will receive $50 in credit at Big Bad Toy Store. Better move quickly, as the deadline is Tuesday morning at 12:00 AM PST. Because I love wriing these, here's one more example:

With every passing session, psychologist Marie Studebaker found herself falling more and more in love with her patient, Ruth Dickerson. Each week, without fail, by the time they moved toward the Word Association portion of their therapy visit, she would find herself intrigued, amused and occasionally aroused by Ruth's answers.

Marie's husband is beginning to pick up on subtle changes in their relationship and is determined to get to the bottom of the situation. With her career and marriage on the line, will Marie put her life on the line for a slim chance at true happiness? Or will she keep her feelings locked inside just to keep the status quo?

Anne Heche, Kate Winslet, and Mos Def star in the provocative winner of the Palme d'or at this year's Cannes Film Festival, Apples to Apples.



MOAR tongue firmly in cheek:




Legacy Comments

TWO ARMADAS EACH ON THE OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD...

Unable to see and without enough gas to reach each other they fight through a shared satellite provided by a ten year old genius being paid by both sides. And so, each side blindly shoots at one another by guessing at longitude and latitude with their long range missiles (using orbit to bring their missiles back down on their enemies on the other side).

In THE END the ten year old informs each side has run out of missiles and must fight again after both have restocked on missiles and ships from the ten year old gun runner/arms dealer.

And so, BATTLESHIP is never ending.
- Signed Somebody.

P.S.
I happen to be ten years old. ^_^
Oh and the star of said movie...:

That kid from "Blank Check" and Macaulay Culkin as the understudy.
ack wrong page... *facepalm*


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