Alter's Hattori Hanzo is up for panty shots...and pre-order

10:00 AM on 10.02.2009   |   DickMcVengeance

You know, I would like it if some of these figures would at least try to hide the fact that they're throwing their panties in our faces and rubbing them all over us. At least let me take you out to dinner before you do that, ladies. It makes me feel a bit better on the inside.

Well, if panty-flinging is your idea of a good time, then I just wanted to let you know that Hobby Search has opened up pre-orders on the figure, so it's time to grab your slot before time runs out.

I was wondering what Hyakka Ryouran, the series this figure comes from, is all about. Apparently it's a set of comics and novels. The English meaning of the name is "Samurai Girls," which perfectly explains why we have all these female versions of famous Japanese historical characters. And D'artagnan.

Wow, Japan. Just...wow. Because now I totally want to bone a female version of Hideyoshi.