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10:00 AM on 04.14.2010   |   Joshua Hayes

A History of Space Godzilla photoWhen it comes to villains, nobody has better villains then Godzilla. And I mean but nobody! With a poop monster, the three headed dragon, and that giant moth it is hard to pick a good place to start talking about his enemies.

From the second set of Godzilla movies and only appearing in one film, Godzila vs Spacegodzilla, this particular enemy looks wonderfully ridiculous. As only a good Godzilla villain can. Giant crystals on either shoulder, protruding facial fangs, and some strange space magenta coloring on his front are all that really separate him from regular Godzilla.  

Spacegodzillla has a couple wonderful toys to look at. Hit the jump for a look at some of them!

Of all the ones to buy, I picked this one for my own personal collection. It was on entertainment earth at a really affordable price! I find the idea of plush Godzilla characters funny.

plush

I know I'm laughing at his teeth. Are you? Anytime I see jagged teeth on a doll I giggle.

teeths

Not to jump around, but let's stop and check out this small figure. Even this cute his dentistry needs questioned. Look at how huge those fangs are!

fangs

 This one I really like. It is from the movie monsters series and looks really well detailed. Not so many points of movement, but assuming all it will do is sit on a shelf and look cool that's okay with me. 

front

His tail is 14" long. That's as long as Ivan Drago is tall!



tail

These look less like crystals and more like space tumors. No wonder he was so angry in the movie!

back

Plus from this angle, it looks like Spacegodzilla has a bit of a wieght problem. Long suffering from a space case of tank ass!

tankass

I need to show off the front again. Notice anything strange?  I don't mean the reverse kneecaps or his thunder thieghs.

front

I mean this thing. Is it a space Godzilla vagina? Maybe it is a space penis?

vagina

To really let it sink in, let me zoom in really close. If only to study it more closely. 

spacevag

This is not a vagina, I hope. I would assume this is a rose bulb. Whatever it is, has to be plant related. In the movie they say the rose monster Biollante carried Godzilla cells into space somehow falling into a black hole creating Spacegodzilla. At least that is what a girl in the movie said about them!  Of course, she never mentioned his rose bulb or whatever it is. 

And it was in the movie! Take a look for yourself and decide. 

godzillaspace
Do you think I assume wrong? Is this actually a space vagina? 


A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo
A History of Space Godzilla photo


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Legacy Comments

hahaha, don't zoom in on that... xD
why is it upside down?


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